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| I am stepping on the flowers. |
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| Sometimes, late at night, I cry. |
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| Do you have change for a fifty? |
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| All I need is some speed. |
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| My friends are plotting against me. |
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| Those who I know, I do not. |
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| Halloween is my favorite holliday. |
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| Last night my wife left me. |
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| I lost my savings in the stock market. |
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| My vaccuum cleaner is broken. |
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| 98...99...um, um, nevermind. |
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| What happed to good music? |
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| Smooth Jazz makes me itch. |
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| All I want is clean socks. |
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| I overslept and missed my bus. |
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| The people, they mock me. |
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| My aunt called me stupid. |
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| The trash, it confuses me. |
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| Why does it hurt so much. |
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| The police tried to kill me. |
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| I think I swallowed a bug. |
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| My mustache is taking over my brain. |
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| A veces, tarde de noche, yo lloro. |
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| Por quŽ usted no abraza apenas alguien ya? |
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| La marca de la flor que m’ vomito. |
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| Tiene usted el cambio para un cincuenta? |
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| Mis ni–os no me respetan. |
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| Todo necesito es alguna velocidad. |
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| Mis amigos traman contra m’. |
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| Ayśdeme encuentro a mi mami. |
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| Haga mi gordura de la mirada de muslos. |
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| Usted no ser’a amado m‡s bien? |
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| La v’spera de todos los santos es mi holliday favorito. |
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| Conan no ha sido el mismo desde que Andy parti—. |
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| Anoche mi esposa me dej—. |
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| Perd’ mis ahorros en las acciones venden. |
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| Matar’a para algśn oranges. |
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| Mi limpiador de vaccuum se rompe. |
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| QuŽ pas— a la mśsica buena? |
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| El Jazz liso me hace pico. |
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| Tengo un sarpullido horrible. |
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| Todo quiero es calcetines limpios. |
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| Dorm’ m‡s de lo previsto y perd’ mi autobśs. |
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| La gente, ellos me ridiculizan. |
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| Tengo nunca obtuvo una vez una tarjeta de cumplea–os. |
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| Mi t’a me llam— estśpido. Como bichos. |
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| Yo no puedo esperar para morir. |
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| Por quŽ lo hace lastim— tanto. |
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| La polic’a trat— de matarme. |
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| Pienso que traguŽ un bicho. |
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| Los bigotes asume poder el cerebro. |
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| I have never obtained once a card of birthday. |
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| Is it a crime to love too much? |
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| My orafaces emit a foul stench. |
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| Do you believe in fairies? |
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| I dropped out of pre-school. |
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| I only wish that the world could love a bandito like me. |
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| If only angels were REAL. |
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| Why, sunsets are just about my favorite thing in the whole world. |
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| Give me liberty or give me pancakes, well just pancakes will do fine. |
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| This sure is a lonesome existance. |
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| Aldus used to make Freehand. |
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| I just wanna get to Pencil-Bania. |
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| My father was a stewardess. |
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| My moustache is full of crusted vomit. |
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| I wish I could breath fire and smite all my enemies, then they would all see. he he. |
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| This is one-hundered and sixty. |
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| Mr. Bandito, as President what do you plan to do about Health Care Reform? |
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| Are bullets tax deductable? |
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| All I do is watch CNN in my underware. |
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| My hat is a weapon of mass destruction. |
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| The best woman used to be a man. |
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| My dog understands me with telepathy. |
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| I can only hope to find some dog poo. |
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| I think I left the oven on. |
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| ...As with coffee, I get the jitters... |
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| Can you believe it? Four whole bags! Hot Damn. |
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| My doctor said that my problem lies in my stupidity. |
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| Click me for the Ass-man. |
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| i AM the BROADBANDITO! Give me your bandwith! |
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| Hand over all of your bndwith! |
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| I want an internet radio staion. |
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| I once shot a man just to watch him ... oooooo, look, a butterfly! |
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| Here comes the gravy pipe... |
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| My guns are my only friends. |
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| My guns are my only friend. |
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| Beetleguise, Beetleguise, uh, I forgot. |
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| When I was your age we had rocks for breakfast. |
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| That used to mean something to me. |
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| I used to be a web designer. |
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| I fear the Burger King, and nothin else. |
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| Shout out to Ripped Magazine! |
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| You know that moment, right after you cut yourself? I love that. |
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| When I was yur age, we were AFRAID of Jesus, and his zombie army. |
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| My under-roos feel butterey. |
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| Used to be a man could get some service around here, used to be. |
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| What ever happened to GWAR? |
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| I almost married Toni Braxton, then the police found us. |
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| Has you seen a contact lens, about yeah big? |
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| Once upon a time, (sob)... |
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| Internet Explorer has a cheap-ass dressing room. |
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| I asked for BROWN M&Ms!!!! |
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| Can you believe they let me NEAR children? |
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| Shit, that was the last Bambu. |
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| That almost makes me wanna smoke my last cigarette...almost. |
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| This hat is the only thing between the sky and my brain. |
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| I was born with a wire hanger stuck in my head. |
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| I have a LOT of time on my hands. |
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| There IS a source to that smell. |
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| The day of BANDITO is come!!! |
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| Abe Bagota is my personal hero. |
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| How cold is it now in Florida? |
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| Winter is my favorite season. |
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| Cold butter is hard to spread. |
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| Everyone keeps sending me stuff |
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| What is meant by CURVED space time? |
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| I think it must be, after hanging out with you for so long |
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| fucking is my favoerite activity too |
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| say something coheriantly |
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| haha, cowboys with cramps |
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| who ever thought that I would have anything in common with a mexican bandito? |
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| My moustache is tax deductable. |
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| Look what I looted from the museum in Iraq |
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| Clicking me will bring you to the man of ass. |
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| You look damn fine, like my momma (sniff). |
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| I - wanna rock and roll all night - and party every -BUTTERFLY!!! |
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| What is the truth today, may not me the truth tomorrow. |
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| Did you see that game last night? |
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| These guns are actually chocolate/ |
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| These guns are made of chocolate. |
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| Those scientists promised me candy. |
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| Damned Fleecie Beast drank muh gin! |
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| Rick Shapiro ate my crack |
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| Nothing happened. Naturally I was scared. |
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| Whats the exchange rate on Wu-longs? |
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| I wish these guns were real... |
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| Finally some scenery in this joint. |
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| Shit tastes good, I promise. |
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| Why if I had a dollar, Oh yeah. |
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| I am the eternal Puddingpop!!! |
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| Imagine that, a mouse with a fairy godmother. |
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| I SAID I WISH I HAD A FAIRY GODMOTHER... |
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| I like Tom and Jerry ... some of them. |
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| I wish I left smoke trails wherever I went. |
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| Ha Ha, animals with fur bikinis. |
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| My friends had an intervention to make me stop being a Bandito. |
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| I wish everything was free. |
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| When I die my spirit will go to Bandito Heaven. |
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| I love the Power Puff Girls. Bubbles is my favorite. |
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| Please add to my troubles down there... |
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| Apple makes some damn fine crap. Tell the world! |
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| I wish I was inside a video game about me. |
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| Produced by Fred Quimby (not really) |
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| Where do bad folks go when they die? |
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| Charles Barkley is gay ... trust me. |
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| Whats that boy, your talkin giberish... |
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| I had a horrible dream that I was a Bandito and ... oh. |
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| Imagine if this was all a webpage ... shit. |
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| Do you remember the sound of clasic soul. |
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| You got me going in circles. |
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| James Taylor does things to me. |
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| That show with the Cowboy and the Bebop, yeah that one... |
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| Spic and ... somethingorother... |
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| ...I was young, and needed the money... |
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| Hold it, hold it. You wanna get robbed? |
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| This is Man-Talk, Man-Business! |
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| I hate to be a back-seat plumber... |
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| You selfish little moocher... |
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| All I gots to drink is vegetable oil. |
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| Take me to this "Mayor McCheese"! |
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| Four-Fourty-Four, Mmmmmmayhap... |
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| Wolf Blitzer, yeah right. |
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| Where can I get one of those RPG anti-tank guns? |
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| Where can I get my spider veins treated? |
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| I lost my Magnum XL Trogan. |
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| 457: Server Error - One too many bagels. |
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| 460 Server Error: server is lonely. |
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| 461 Server Error: Webmaster unplugging anal beads. |
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| 462 Server Error: Evil overlord captured the server. Self destruct activated. |
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| 463 Server Error: Server needs cigarettes. |
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| 466 Server Error: The President is a shithead. |
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| 467 Server Error: CEO apology not convincing. |
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| 468 Server Error: A dingledong in the ass cheese. |
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| 469 Server Error: Server on Strike (SCAB!). |
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| 470 Server Error: Server no longer trusts the public. |
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| 477 Server Error: Military Chopper housing server crashed. |
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| 479 Server Error: "Garbage In" taken too literally. |
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| 480 Server Error: Disembodied Monkey Brain Dieing... |
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| 481 Server Error: Server Kernel Corrupted, and taking prisoners... |
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| Commodore 64, a rainbow in a box. |
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| 490 User Error: User a stinking Jets Fan. |
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| 491 User Error: Garbage in the gravy pipe. |
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| 492 User error: User computer too damn old. |
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| 493 User Error: User wants to sex me up. |
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| 494 User error: User has been naughty. |
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| That sure was a great cruise. All those nice mens. |
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| ODB out of the tank, but for how long? |
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| phase one in which Doris gets her oats. |
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| You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere, on our way back home... |
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| Gimmie some of that old time Jazz! |
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| Who now with the what what? |
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| I will be King of America! |
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| Bow before the King of America! |
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| King Bandito of the Jellyfish. |
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| I voted for the Death Party. |
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| Can I count on your vote, ha ha, count your v... sorry. |
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| Take that Mayor McCheese! |
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| How about Mayor Bandito? Nah. |
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| Vote Bandito President of the NRA. |
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| Bandito wants your vote, and he aint afraid to shoot. |
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| Vote for the moustache and hat! |
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| Wise man say, Itchy butt lead to smelly finger. |
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| I used to like it hot, but this is rediculous! |
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| I Bandito will go ... Into the Microworld! |
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| The Desert, unchanged for millions of years, yet borne witness to the ancient prophecy that one day, the meek shall inherit the earth... |
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| Creatures watch my every move, just waiting. |
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| I love hidden nooks in a cozy kitchen. |
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| Six weeks after hatching a Bandito is ready for sex. |
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| I just shed my exoskeleten. |
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| Ladies are you tired of embarrasing hair stubble? |
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| A bandito and his desert. |
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| Just remember this, one fly can carry 3million germs. |
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| Ah Death Valley, the home of a bandito. |
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| I eat tiny flakes of skin. |
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| There are millions of banditos in this desert. |
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| Moths hate the smell of Banditos. |
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| Na na na na na na na na na na na Bandito! |
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| That OS X boy, thats something else. |
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| ...and the cops are still looking for me. |
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| There is no time, only infinite space. |
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| Look at the butt on that. |
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| I gots me one of them new fangled DVD players, no TV though. |
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| Ring my Beeeeeellllll, ring my bell. |
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| The Desert, unchanged for millions of years, yet borne witness to the ancient prophecy that one day, the meek shall inherit the Earth... |
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| I must execute "The Plan" |
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| I was once a man, a man goddamnit, a man! |
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| Bullshit! Always with the bullshit. |
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| Donde es Culebra in the cat box |
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| Take me to Donald Rumsfeild... |
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| I believe some of us were promised pie. |
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| My kingdom for some smoking frogs. |
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| I was once the director of the CIA. |
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| I shot JR, you know, John Rennon. |
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| I gots to get my act together if I ever want financial independence. |
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| They think they know who I am, all they know is I love to kill! Face down, dead on the ground! Find me before another is found! |
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| What happened to New York City? |
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| How many pizzas am I holding? |
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| In your own words, eplain the theory of relativity. |
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| Sunny side up egg covered Bosco brand chocolate sauce |
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| The cat shat my chickens! |
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| I voted for, no I mean Against... |
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| One bourbon, one scotch, one beer. |
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| Did you mention the spelling? |
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| She loves me in another state |
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| Wrap yourself around that rack of DVDs |
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| Nick at Night is full of LIES! |
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| I got bit by the old flu bug, then I bit him. It was messy, but were both better for it. |
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| Fat people need lovin, most of all. |
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| Whyy does it always hurt so much? |
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| Am I gay? . . . Nahhh, come on kitty, lets blow this joint. |
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| You know that show Trading Spaces, yeah neither do I. |
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| You know that show Trading Spaces, yeah neither do I. |
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| How many more things have I got to do? |
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| If I introduce you as Dave, and you as Tom, just play along. |
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| Ooooo, the Cosby Show! watch me sit back down. |
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| I was like a tom boy too, well, like a real boy I guess. |
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| To succeed in business today takes one word ... beheading. |
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| The devil is my husband ... 666 |
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| That Tom Waits makes me moist. |
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| Spongebob Squarepants is, like, awesome. |
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| Wait, wait! It was a joke! |
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| 645 Server Error: Server in the bathroom. |
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| Cartoon Aerosmith, yeah frickin right... |
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| Discover the movie that critics are calling "...Perverse..." |
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| Where the hell did I leave that Captain Crunch? |
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| Tell me the truth, am I fat? |
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| First to 1000 tacos wins. |
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| Buy my crap at http://www.cafeshops.com/banditocrap ... puh-leeze. |
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| The cars not here? OH CRAP! That kid was locked in the tru -- uh, nevermind. |
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| Ah, let em sell their cigarettes. |
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| Having sex with grandme... |
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| My colon feels about a hundred pounds right now. |
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| Are you chargin me with sumpthin copper? |
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| I once knew a man named Yellow... |
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| My ass is FREAKIN ON FIRE! |
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| Living on the internet hurts ... a lot. |
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| You want to get shot or somethin? |
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| How can husbands in the military keep their wives faithful? |
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| Stupid wife and their stupid rules... |
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| Can I just say something? |
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| I hate this crap ... HATE IT! |
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| Kiss my stinky Bandito ASS! |
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| Let me just say, you disgust me. |
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| When life gives you lemons, take your pants down immediately. |
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| I went on this cruise, I had lots of sex. My ass is sore though. |
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| Boats always remind me of the time Grandpa took me fishing. I hate that bastard. |
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| My penis is my spirit guide. |
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| Krunk Dirshbag, never been a more accurate name. |
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| Discraceful, just discraceful. |
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| 222.1 WANK, Radio Bandito... |
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| Somewhere out there, right now, someone is bleeding. |
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| I was promised a cone of silence... |
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| That King Otho must be stopped ... he had sex with an aborted baby fer crissakes! |
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| My experience tells me that poets are full of crap. |
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| I know Lucy Lui ... by know I mean am currently stalking. |
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| Alley McBeal is a plaque on this Earth. |
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| Bandito President in 2021! |
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| Listen, shut the fuck up. I mean it. Yeah you. Um, gotta go (Yipe!) |
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| I was an extra in "Three Amigos", really. |
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| That cat has all my pot... |
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| Alright, last call guys... |
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| Can I have some money for a lap dance? |
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| Do you mind if my best friend joins us? |
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| Try the new BANDITO Ceaser Salad! |
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| lets go to the video tape, Hal... |
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| Rock out with your cock out |
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| Cockfaced for life, thats what she said. |
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| How are there any cities in Japan with all of em giant robots and all... |
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| Direct me to the "American Gladiators" studo. |
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| Strong women scare me, well all women actually... |
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| Yeah, James Bond, yeah... |
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| I got married in Vegas, just about the only place you can marry a pet. |
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| Girth, thats where I got it... |
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| The exotic aroma of rubber and fuel... |
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| Dear Turbo, I watch the show regularly and what would you say is the hardest event. Signed Bandito |
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| The First Network for Bandito. |
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| What is my daugher dooing |
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| What is my daugher dooing |
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| Take that cultured society... |
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| I have a lot of heroin addicted friends, and they all say the same thing ... "You got a dollar?" |
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| MY CATS POOP A LOT AND IT SMELLS SO BAD. |
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| What is this, some kind of intervention thing? |
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| Ah just be an adult about it... |
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| Maybe sensless violence will cure my boredom... |
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| I lift the Giglio, just me... |
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| Boobies, boobies, I like boobies... |
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| Should I pinch you or bite you or something? |
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| Ah girls with blushing red faces... |
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| I love when you speak to me in French Kitty Cat... |
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| This place could use some sprucing up. |
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| I am here to listen to you. |
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| I have a small problem I have to take care of. |
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| Is it a problem or an issue? |
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| Those lesbians can have their stinking old bar... |
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| Hello Mr. President? This is Bandito ... No the guy from the webpage ... thats right, with the cat, and the running of the mouth...Hello? |
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| Cookies huh? I like the sound of that... |
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| Whydja have ta go Bob Hope ... (Sniff, sniff) |
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| I would also enjoy being surprised by my burial. |
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| The Casa Del Sol street fair was awesome! |
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| Kitty, you and me are a rock and roll couple. |
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| I came up with three words in a row that start with F |
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| Is Max never coming back to Conan? |
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| I gotta get me some of that Queen Latifa |
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| Whoa, he hit that guy real hard... |
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| The stylish 2002 BANDITO! |
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| Hampsters give me the willies. |
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| I knew there was something funny about the ass... |
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| floppy pod dis sag la fly |
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| Lou Dobbs looks like the Dad from Mary Poppins. |
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| Supercalifrajalisticexpialadocius.... |
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| the air is dry and swallowing me |
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| Shout out to Folio Magazine |
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| i walkied and walked but i never found it |
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| bandido smells like feeto |
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| blackout=massconfusion=massdeswtruction |
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| pizza burgers are too messy |
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| why do we hurl after gettin so bent that is not necessary |
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| why do we hurl after gettin so bent that is not necessary |
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| LEGALIZE MARIJUANA BEFORE I DIE DAMMIT I WANT TO SMOKE POT IN FRONT OF COPS AND LAUGH |
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| My cat is like my only friend man. |
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| Pardon me, but is that a wicker basket? |
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| Holy Shit was Zelda Seasons hard. |
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| I wish the Maker would finish me off... |
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| There is nothing more satisfying than cleaning ones ears... |
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| Can it Be?! A bowl filled with women? |
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| 444 Server Error: Bon6 Hole Pr0duction C#ee%e.#$? |
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| 722 |
| Shout out to my Peeps at BW (holla back!) |
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| 724 |
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| 725 |
| The Lunatic is on the Grass... |
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| 726 |
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| 727 |
| Bandito! Now ready to wear. |
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| 728 |
| ITCHY ... TASTY ... ITCHY ... TASTY ... |
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| 729 |
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| 730 |
| No No Mr. Crabs, just say hello... |
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| 731 |
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| 732 |
| Can you feel the love tonight? |
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| 733 |
| Are Mets fans meant to suffer? |
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| 734 |
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| 735 |
| I SAY DRUNK BANDITO WHAT SA YOU |
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| 736 |
| WOULD ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN , YELLING BE TOO SINISTER ? IM SORRY |
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| 737 |
| happy fucking house warming woooooooooo |
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| 738 |
| I MUST SLEEP I SAY ALL IS HAVE A GOOD MORNING |
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| 739 |
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| 740 |
| Fuckin cops searched Joel cause he was standing next to an empty beer bottle! |
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| 741 |
| Pablo Honey, come to Florida |
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| 742 |
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| 743 |
| 18 straight weeks of new Aqua Teen Hunger Force? If I only had a TV. |
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| 744 |
| Now is the hour of our discontent... |
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| 745 |
| Where do I find your boss? |
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| 747 |
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| 748 |
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| 749 |
| Jupiter Jazz part II (joy) |
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| 750 |
| Ah Faye, can this Bandito tame your restless heart? |
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| 751 |
| One - frickin - thousand. Yup. |
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| 752 |
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| 753 |
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| 754 |
| Why is it not ever night? |
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| 755 |
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| 756 |
| Dont you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night? HAH! |
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| 757 |
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| 758 |
| I wish they all could be California girls :( |
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| 762 |
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| 763 |
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| 764 |
| Ah Counting Crows, how I miss you... |
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| 765 |
| I once had a reason to live.... |
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| 766 |
| Troubles make a man weary. |
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| 767 |
| Direct me to an honest job... |
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| 768 |
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| 769 |
| Nice barret. Are you french? |
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| 770 |
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| 771 |
| Anybody suck any good boobies lately? |
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| 772 |
| A - SS - HO - LE Everybody now... |
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| 773 |
| The internet teaches you many things ... mostly how to manually masterbate most common animals... |
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| 774 |
| This "Server Error" landscape is weird... |
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| 775 |
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| 776 |
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| 777 |
| We were right all along -- ALEX WAS GAY! |
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| 778 |
| We fought that bloody war together... |
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| 779 |
| DRUGZ. They make reality go away. |
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| 780 |
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| 781 |
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| 782 |
| Wait till they get a load of me... |
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| 783 |
| THINK. Even if it hurts sometimes. |
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| 784 |
| By PR I mean Puerto Rico, ofcourse... |
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| 785 |
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| 786 |
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| 787 |
| how many people are there in the world |
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| 788 |
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| 789 |
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| 790 |
| "Come Horatio! To the Gool Mines! I hear the Beefalo is skewering the peasant children." |
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| 791 |
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| 792 |
| Please save the children from Sally. She will eat them. Do you want that on your conscience?? |
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| 793 |
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| 794 |
| Make friends not amongst the poets. They will sing too much of you. |
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| 795 |
| i once saw a spider-man struffela. i shit you not. |
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| 796 |
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| 797 |
| A hot laptop on your penis, thats the best... |
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| 798 |
| A hot laptop on your penis, thats the worst... |
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| 799 |
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| 800 |
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| 801 |
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| 802 |
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| 803 |
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| 804 |
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| 805 |
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| 806 |
| I BROUGHT BAD UR FONDUE SET |
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| 807 |
| A dingledong in the asscheesemo |
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| 808 |
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| 809 |
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| 810 |
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| 811 |
| Long ago, scientists used to roam this very land... |
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| 812 |
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| 813 |
| That spoon I was eating witgh \ |
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| 814 |
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| 815 |
| I got milk in my pubes... |
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| 817 |
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| 818 |
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| 819 |
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| 820 |
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| 821 |
| I need to trim my nose hairs |
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| 822 |
| I need to trim my nose hairs |
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| 823 |
| harness love expell peace |
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| 824 |
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| 825 |
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| 826 |
| And the award for the best bandito in a musical bandito goes to ... BANDITO! |
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| 827 |
| I lost my clitoris somewhere |
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| 828 |
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| 829 |
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| 830 |
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| 831 |
| Life is a no-win hostage situation. No one gets out alive. |
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| 832 |
| Life is a no-win hostage situation. No one gets out alive. |
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| 833 |
| Shit PIss & Corruption. Ahh Capitalism. |
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| 834 |
| Shit PIss & Corruption. Ahh Capitalism. |
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| 835 |
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| 836 |
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| 837 |
| Gol-dang Buffalo Poets always get kinda crazy... |
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| 838 |
| el chuppicabra es taco salud |
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| 839 |
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| 840 |
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| 841 |
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| 842 |
| Why is there Christian Rock???? WHY LORD WHY??? |
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| 843 |
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| 844 |
| Its pronounced BAN-DEET-TO dickhead!!! |
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| 845 |
| I like to watch the cat lick his balls. I tried licking my balls once, but it hurt my back. So I just watch the cat. |
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| 846 |
| If only God would strike me down. Why do you punish me with existence Lord? |
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| 847 |
| Only pussies drive Bowties. |
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| 848 |
| Due to the skyrocketing popularity of STarbucks, Juan Valdez was forced out of the coffee industry, and has since found his calling in the California Border Patrol. |
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| 849 |
| Please Lord, just one lightning bolt out of a clear blue sky. Is that too much to ask? |
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| 850 |
| All of the information it takes to make me can be inscribed on a 2d globe around me -OK |
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| 851 |
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| 852 |
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| 853 |
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| 854 |
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| 855 |
| Internet mice are scary fuckers... |
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| 856 |
| 565 Server Error: Server a lame-ass lame-o with lame teeth and a lame face and is just damn lame. |
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| 857 |
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| 858 |
| John Stamos should be shot. 10 10 987 my ass! |
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| 859 |
| Steve sucks! Yes Steve, this means U |
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| 860 |
| I like Manhattan Special. |
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| 861 |
| My Pappy used to pistol whip me... |
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| 862 |
| One more move and yer DED! |
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| 863 |
| Fuckin Matt leaves me this dog... |
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| 864 |
| All I wanted is to be an artist and live in Florence... sob... |
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| 865 |
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| 866 |
| Act now, supplies are limited! |
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| 867 |
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| 868 |
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| 869 |
| All the old chicken you can muster... |
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| 870 |
| you look fat in those pants |
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| 871 |
| this cat is pissing me off |
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| 872 |
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| 873 |
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| 874 |
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| 875 |
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| 876 |
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| 877 |
| The cows are not what they seem. |
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| 878 |
| Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. |
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| 879 |
| Daddy drinks because you cry. |
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| 880 |
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| 881 |
| Senility is not a disease; it is a blessing. |
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| 882 |
| Sweet dreams are made of ME, bay-bee! |
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| 883 |
| Warning: Consumption of alcohol might make objects appear better looking then they are. |
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| 884 |
| Quoth the raven, "Eat my shorts". |
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| 885 |
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| 886 |
| Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye. |
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| 887 |
| I am the very model of a modern major general! |
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| 888 |
| Would you like to swing from my groin? |
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| 889 |
| Quick, someone get me a mocca latte and a self help book. |
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| 890 |
| Some people are just walking posterchildren for 76th trimester abortions. |
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| 891 |
| God, am I ever going to get to put these guns down? |
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| 892 |
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| 893 |
| A woman is not property, and anyon who thinks otherwise are living in a dreamworld. |
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| 894 |
| When the fox gnaws -- smile! |
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| 895 |
| Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. |
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| 896 |
| Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men. |
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| 897 |
| Everybody lies about sex. |
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| 898 |
| Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy |
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| 899 |
| To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods. |
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| 900 |
| Always store beer in a dark place. |
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| 901 |
| meow, said the cat. meow. |
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| 902 |
| Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect. |
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| 903 |
| A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. |
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| 904 |
| Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. |
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| 905 |
| An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. |
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| 906 |
| I knew a girl named Isabele once...Heh heh, she really blew me away, heh, ...if you know what I mean..............................................................................................................................................that means sh |
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| 907 |
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| 908 |
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| 909 |
| who is roger and why is he God :P |
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| 910 |
| Hey, I love throwing up... |
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| 911 |
| Do you wanna go throw up? |
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| 912 |
| If Roger is God, God is getting fat... |
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| 913 |
| You are the Spalding Grey of crap. |
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| 914 |
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| 915 |
| My duty is to get you to the space station, and I intend to have a whole cat when I get there! |
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| 916 |
| Koala, rainbow, crap, ... he he ... |
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| 917 |
| Northern Lights, Hells Yeah! |
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| 918 |
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| 919 |
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| 920 |
| Bandito and kitty in constant peril... |
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| 921 |
| If sex were easier to come by, this country would be a lot less violent. Its true. Look at Morocco. |
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| 922 |
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| 923 |
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| 924 |
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| 925 |
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| 926 |
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| 927 |
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| 928 |
| Gol dang lieing bartender... |
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| 929 |
| That two-bit bartender promised me booze and women, and all he delivered was man love... |
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| 930 |
| Ah, that Ellen Degeneres is bewitching. |
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| 931 |
| Hmmm, a cold front moving in on the Bandito plains |
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| 932 |
| Bark bark, howl, wimper, wimper, BARK! |
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| 933 |
| Dont be eating those ass worms! |
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| 934 |
| I keeeeeel you |
| http://www.superbad.com |
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| 935 |
| Errie, isn't it... |
| http://www.rogerkenny.com/bandito/band.php?pick=935 |
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| 936 |
| I'll tell you what time it is... |
| http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/timestamp-4-1.html |
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| 937 |
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| 938 |
| Try again dorko. |
| http://www.milk.com |
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| 939 |
| here we go (crossing fingers) |
| http://www.crossingfingers.org |
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| 940 |
| MOOSE! |
| http://www.buffaloreadings.com |
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| 941 |
| Do my balls look healty to you? |
| http://images.google.com/images?q=betty+white |
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| 942 |
| What do I look like, I give a damn or something, jeeeze... |
| http://www.fart.org/ |
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| 943 |
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| 944 |
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| 945 |
| Buffalo! |
| http://www.buffaloreadings.com |
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| 946 |
| Bring me the said girl scout cookies!, or maybe just the girl scouts. |
| http://cnet.search.com/search?chkpt=astg.cnet.fd.search.cnet&q=porn&tag=srch |
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| 947 |
| C'mon kitty, we'll start our own club, with dancing girls, and no drink minimum. |
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| 948 |
| Maybe so, Senator Fun Dip, but I still have the guns. |
| http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/candy/cn011.htm |
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| 949 |
| Oh, so just because I'm a Bandito, you think I'm Mexican, ... I am but that's not the point. |
| http://karlton.hamilton.com/scrapbook/gifs/bandito.jpeg |
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| 950 |
| Listen...... Oh it's just my shoe alarm. Nevermind. |
| http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/Agent_86_Maxwell_Smart_C300014/ |
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| 951 |
| Hanging out on webservers all day ain't easy. Well yes it really is. HA. |
| http://www.cobraelectronics.com/ |
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| 952 |
| 6:am, time to not sleep |
| http://www.tempurpedic.com/tempurcmsvb/ |
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| 953 |
| Vodka is all I wake up for anymore. |
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| 954 |
| Whiskey is great in the mroning! |
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| 957 |
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| 958 |
| Ain't no heaven, Ain't no hell, where I'm goin' can't nobody tell |
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| 959 |
| Take my 32-20 cut her half in two |
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| 960 |
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| 961 |
| UhP! Spring's a-comin' best to get naked now |
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| 962 |
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| 963 |
| you're so annoying/dork dork dork dork dork dork dork/stay out of my room |
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| 964 |
| I can see clearly now the rain is gone! |
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| 965 |
| Never get involved with anyone in the Albanian mafia. |
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| 966 |
| I ate wildebeest meat once. |
| It was pretty good. |
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| 967 |
| THIS IS BLACK TERRITORY. GET OUT. |
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| 968 |
| Ah, nothing like hot chicken parm on a cold day. |
| http://www.eeecooks.com/recipes/2003/05/04/chicken.html |
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| 969 |
| i dont understand this.. |
| no really i don't. |
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| 970 |
| Absinthe? |
| http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/ |
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| 971 |
| Yup, just walkin this-uh way |
| http://www.sock.com/ |
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| 972 |
| I'm running away from that Strongbad guy |
| http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html |
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| 973 |
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| 977 |
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| 978 |
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| 979 |
| The flask is under my hat. |
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| 980 |
| baweepgrannaweepninnibahm |
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| 981 |
| King Ashurbanipal |
| http://www.ninjatune.net/home/ |
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| 982 |
| I will not rhyme on tracks... |
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| 983 |
| S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. |
| http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm |
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| 984 |
| Cutty say he cant hang. |
| http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm |
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| 985 |
| Oh Sewardess, I speak jive. |
| http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm |
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| 986 |
| Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide. |
| http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm |
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|
| 987 |
| poke 53280, 0 |
| http://www.students.uni-mainz.de/bauec002/FRMain.html |
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| 988 |
| poke 53281, 0 |
| http://www.students.uni-mainz.de/bauec002/FRMain.html |
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| 989 |
| Ah yes, Commodore 64 |
| http://www.students.uni-mainz.de/bauec002/FRMain.html |
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| 990 |
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| 991 |
|
| 992 |
| Chunk 666! |
| http://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/what/index.html |
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| 993 |
| you're supposed to protect your face...not your weiner!! |
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| 994 |
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| 995 |
| God Damned Crack Hos' always beein like, 'Dont worry baby, youre good, youre so good...' |
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| 996 |
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| 997 |
| BANDITO Gets the honeys G... (sob) |
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| 998 |
| Did you just see that? Aliens. |
| http://science.howstuffworks.com/alien-physiology.htm |
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|
| 999 |
| Do I have a number on my neck? |
| http://www.revisionsoftware.com/999/ |
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|
| 1000 |
| Bill, bill, bill, voter registration blah-blah-BUTTERFLY! |
| http://www.gagworks.com/browseproducts/BUTTERFLY-FUN-MONEY.HTML |
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|
| 1001 |
| I gots one of them oPods, you know, an Optumis Prime Oldschool Doll, yeah. |
| http://search.ebay.com/transformers_W0QQfsopZ1QQfromZR3QQsacatZ246 |
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| 1002 |
| A thousand troubles- HOT DAMN! |
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| 1003 |
|
| 1004 |
| Margret, why you no like? |
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| 1005 |
| Here's a tip, hit anyting with an ice cube on a cold day, and it will crack into a million pieces. For real. |
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| 1006 |
| Bandito's Home Tip #71: Burnt Sienna is a paint. |
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| 1007 |
| Bandito Home Tip #75: Rancid Breakfast Sausage CAN be used as insulation. |
| http://www.acidlogic.com/meatstink.htm |
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| 1008 |
| Fricken babies... |
| http://www.cobbs.ca/bbs/archive/index.php/t-520.html |
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| 1009 |
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| 1010 |
| Bandito Home Tip #151: Hampsters can be trained to act like towels. |
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| 1011 |
| Mike Da Saint gave me is poncho |
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| 1012 |
| That's fucked up about Dimebag |
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| 1013 |
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| 1014 |
| I am bandito, hear me roar |
| http://charlesfransis.deviantart.com |
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| 1015 |
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| 1016 |
| This starbucks coffee tastes like dirt mixed with cat urine...HEY?! |
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| 1017 |
| Me and Ray Charles put out a record right before he died called 'Move Over Fattie'. Did you buy it? |
| http://www.amazon.com |
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| 1018 |
| That damn Fleece |
| http://www.livejournal.com/users/rideronthestorm/ |
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| 1019 |
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| 1020 |
| Brian wrote a song about me |
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| 1021 |
| Bastard King Otho |
| http://www.livejournal.com/users/kingotho/ |
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| 1022 |
| Go ahead. Eat that hair. It's good for you. Vitamins or sumptin. ... EAT IT. |
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| 1023 |
| Do you believe in angels? |
| http://images.google.com/images?q=vanessa+angel |
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| 1024 |
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| 1025 |
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| 1026 |
| Groucho Marx is stronger then ever and he's not going to take anymore of your shit this time around |
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| 1027 |
| Whatever you've just thought of, the answer is "yes"; but whatever you've just looked at, the answer is "no" |
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| 1028 |
| NO PARKING ANYTIME |
| http://www.thescatter.com/images/uploads/pimp.jpg |
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| 1029 |
| THIS bar sucks |
| http://www.rogerkenny.com/bandito/band.php?back=saloon |
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| 1030 |
| Bush won?!? Didn't see that comin... |
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| 1031 |
| So long Gonzo Bastard. Solong Hunter, So long Duke. |
| http://www.gonzo.org/ |
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| 1032 |
| 'When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.' -Hunter S. Thompson |
| http://www.gonzo.org/ |
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| 1033 |
| I was made with the same technology used to make 'The Incredibles' known in the industry as Bologna Processing. |
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| 1034 |
| Take that last shred of sanity |
| http://www.butcher-packer.com/pg_sausage_kits_trail.htm |
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| 1035 |
| You wouldnt expect it, but my ass is a hi-speed cd burner. Flaming wire, I think they said... |
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| 1036 |
| fried chicken will take over the world |
| www.kfc.com |
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| 1037 |
| juggalos will rule all!!!! |
| http://www.insaneclownposse.com |
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| 1038 |
| radioactive taco people dance 2 richie valens records when in heat. while wearing rain ponchos and smacking bald cats with paddles |
| http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer |
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| 1039 |
| My G4 is acting up. i.e. bitch slapping me while I sleep, then acting like nothing's wrong. |
| http://www.apple.com |
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| 1040 |
| Nobody moove, I lost a contact |
| http://www.apple.com |
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| 1041 |
| Can you SMELL what the Rock is cookin? |
| http://www.faceparty.com/brandnewtbs |
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| 1042 |
| Street crime is inversely related to free internet porn. |
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| 1043 |
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| 1044 |
| I swear, if you could only see my dick, just one peek... |
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| 1045 |
| The williamsburg bridge is held up in some places by newspaper. |
| http://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/r?ammem/papr:@field(NUMBER+@band(lcmp002+m2b06704)) |
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| 1046 |
| Thomas Edison stood where I smoked up |
| http://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?papr:1:./temp/~ammem_N0Jf:: |
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| 1047 |
| There is no Bandito, only Zool |
| http://forums.ghostbusters.net/ |
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| 1048 |
| What if, like, this were all only a webpage... |
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| 1049 |
| If there are no 'o's in your trouble, you won't be in the saloon ... kindof. |
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| 1050 |
| Bandito can change at any moment |
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| 1051 |
| Server Error 271: Please firmly grab server's love handle. |
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| 1052 |
| Dan Rather can bite me, unless he wants to inerview me, then I'll bite him. |
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| 1053 |
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| 1054 |
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| 1055 |
| pimples eat glass |
| accidents regurgitate luck |
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| 1056 |
| yellow oh yellow why are you blue |
| the sun decides |
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| 1057 |
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| 1058 |
| How do you give things voices/ |
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| 1059 |
| Pook has a gigantico molto grande weiner!!! |
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| 1060 |
| My boobies are molto grande gigantico! |
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| 1061 |
| Soties pee pee leaks from my ears!!! |
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| 1062 |
| I'm a rappin baby kitty kat! |
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| 1063 |
| How many kitty kat's do you know?? I know 2! |
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| 1064 |
| When your pee pee smells spray it w/ perfumes! |
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| 1065 |
| When your pee pee smells febreeze the mofo!! |
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| 1066 |
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| 1067 |
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| 1068 |
| I only wear Chanel No. 5 |
| http://www.chanel.com/ |
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| 1069 |
| Oooo, those naked girls are touching. Oooo and they're related. |
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| 1070 |
| I prefer Armani panchos to Versace |
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| 1071 |
| I used to be belimic, now I'm anorexic. |
| http://www.4woman.gov/faq/easyread/anorexia-etr.htm |
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| 1072 |
| Take the intense 3 week Bandito Strip tease Training Course. |
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| 1073 |
| Thank you Superman! (Thanks Superman) |
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| 1074 |
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| 1075 |
| My human baby says 'Meow' |
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| 1076 |
| I'm on the Bandito Diet. I cut out all my rattlesnake intake. |
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| 1077 |
| I want to be your home page. |
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| 1078 |
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| 1079 |
| Damn look at those titties |
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| 1080 |
| Bandito cannot be held responsible for his actions. |
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| 1081 |
| Damn we fucked that up bad... |
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| 1082 |
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| 1083 |
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| 1084 |
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| 1085 |
| I used to read MAD magazine all the fricken time. |
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| 1086 |
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| 1087 |
| Is this page getting weirder or what? |
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| 1088 |
| That cat just moved, I swear |
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| 1089 |
| This is who I am, who I WANT to be... |
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| 1090 |
| This way to Sim City |
| http://simcity.ea.com/ |
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| 1091 |
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| 1092 |
| DAVE CHAPELLE! |
| http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/ |
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| 1093 |
| In 1954 I washed up onto the shores of St. Louis. |
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| 1094 |
| if you add '?pick=trouble #' to see that specific trouble. |
| http://www.rogerkenny.com/bandito/band.php?pick=1094 |
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| 1095 |
| if you add '?back=[spring|winter|desert|error|saloon]' to see that background |
| http://www.rogerkenny.com/bandito/band.php?back=error |
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| 1096 |
| Did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln both had a secretary named Bandito? |
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| 1097 |
| 'Bandito did it' -John Wilkes Booth 1865 |
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| 1098 |
| Can you believe they gave ME a webpage. |
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| 1099 |
| Soldiers dragged Booth from the blazing barn. |
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| 1100 |
| The guy who killed John Wilkes Booth had castrated himself for once seeking out prostitues. (History Channel) |
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| 1101 |
| Molotov took his pants off at Buffalo Readings! |
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| 1102 |
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| 1103 |
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| 1104 |
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| 1105 |
| Bandito is dooing the South a favor. |
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| 1107 |
| Server Error 1107: DONT PUT THAT THING ON MEEEeeee....... |
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| 1108 |
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| 1109 |
| Me and Fredric Douglas was pals you see. Took me to this chitlin place, Mmmmm, hmmmm! |
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| 1110 |
| Let my people go. Just the banditos. |
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| 1111 |
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| 1113 |
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| 1115 |
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| 1116 |
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| 1117 |
| I'm playing with my snake. |
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| 1118 |
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| 1119 |
| Oooo, is that a tempurpedic matres? Ha ha ,ha ha. kill me. |
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| 1120 |
| The future is only chopped up bits of the present |
| http://www.lucaspickford.com/burr.htm |
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| 1121 |
| i don't think she loves me. |
| paranoia |
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| 1123 |
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| 1125 |
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| 1127 |
| Whoa, the moon looks really big when you're on it. |
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| 1128 |
| I'm part of a mining mission to this here moon. |
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| 1129 |
| What the hell am I doing on the fricken moon. |
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| 1130 |
| There's no bar on this here moon. Maybe they meant some other Sea of Tranquillity |
| http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/photo_gallery/photogallery-moon.html |
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| 1131 |
| Here we come, walking down the moon... |
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| 1132 |
| Are the stars out tonight? |
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| 1133 |
| Was that an alien. Or was it me... |
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| 1134 |
| The image of the hollywood Bandito is changing |
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| 1135 |
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| 1136 |
| Bandito Goes to Hollywood |
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| 1137 |
| Bandito is the Ultimate Bad boy... |
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| 1140 |
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| 1141 |
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| 1142 |
| Moon, moon, moon, nothing but moon |
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| 1143 |
| We've been wandering around this barren moonscape for hours, and still no sign of your frisbee. Can we go home now? |
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| 1144 |
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| 1145 |
| Bandito is the first wonder of the 21st Century |
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| 1146 |
| The moon looked better on the brochure |
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| 1147 |
| Don't you love me anymore? |
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| 1148 |
| Richard Cardiello District Superintendant |
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| 1149 |
| Hello Supernintendo Chalmers |
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| 1150 |
| When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie |
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| 1151 |
| We got a great healthcare plan here on the moon |
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| 1152 |
| Wait a minute, there's no basement to the moon. Damn gake fortune tellers. |
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| 1153 |
| You got that right buddy. |
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| 1154 |
| Go back to that country you probably dont come from. |
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| 1155 |
| Back in those days, we were the only Bandito game in town. Now you got who's this kid, in the hat and the pancho, wanna be Banditos |
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| 1156 |
| Look at you leavin' your skin lyin' around- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? |
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| 1158 |
| Ah, Family Guy. Gotta love it, |
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| 1159 |
| Where are the dancin girls? |
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| 1160 |
| moonmoonmoonmoonmoon (and so forth) |
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| 1161 |
| We're going in circles, on the moon. Bummer. (puff, puff) |
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| 1162 |
| Bandito always thinks about four things to say at a time. |
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| 1163 |
| ?here are many factors weighed when constructing a bandito. |
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| 1164 |
| Add to the things I say by typing in the troubles feild down there. |
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| 1166 |
| Bandito is a RLOG: RandomLOG |
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| 1167 |
| That's one small step for Bandito... |
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| 1168 |
| This reminds me of that Pink Floyd album, UMMAGUMMA |
| http://pinkfloydhyperbase.dk/albums/umma.htm |
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| 1169 |
| I knew I should have had NASA pay me in advance... Damned again. |
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| 1170 |
| Alright, alright, lets get it together, think, think, I'm over here means NASAs over wahHo I'm screwwed. |
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| 1171 |
| If my ass wern't bleeding so bad, why I'd come on over there... |
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| 1172 |
| Give me that telescope [swipe] [looking] [throw] DAMN IT! We ARE on the moon... |
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| 1173 |
| The other day, a Horse gave me the finger... |
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| 1174 |
| Please don't try this at home kids |
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| 1175 |
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| 1176 |
| STOP This DAMN SLIDESHOW. I'm tired already. |
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| 1177 |
| Roger cannot be held responsible for Bandito's ideas, comments, or opinions, |
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| 1178 |
| You got that world, I AIN"T GONNA TAKE IT ANY(ahem) more. |
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| 1179 |
| Should I make the cat say something? |
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| 1180 |
| BROCK SAMSON |
| http://www.adultswim.com |
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| 1181 |
| BANDITO LIVES (so long as the server is paid for) |
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| 1182 |
| You call this Handicapped Accessable |
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| 1183 |
| How would you design a place, so it was only accessable to handicapped people? Rotating blades, big as the sun, that's how. |
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| 1184 |
| Holy shit, that things been living in my ear this whole time?!? Well that explains the 24-7 Biggie music the last couple weeks |
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| 1185 |
| Yup, I'm ready to admit this moonshare plan was a scam. It looked good on the presentation. |
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| 1186 |
| Quiet day on the moon. . . . Yup... |
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| 1187 |
| And Bandito single handedly brings the olympics to the moon. |
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| 1188 |
| Bandito, the moon's most famous figure skater. |
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| 1189 |
| And the gold medal for walking left and shooting on the internet goes to Bandito. This is the Moon's first gold olympic medal, certainly a historic day for the moon, Chuck... |
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| 1190 |
| Here you go moon, there you go. Alright kitty, our work here is done. Lets get us back to Earth. |
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| 1191 |
| Wow, the Moon looks bigger when you're, um, ON it. |
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| 1192 |
| Wait kitty, if we're really on the moon, wouldnt we need like suits or something to keep our heads from exploding, like that California Governer in that movie, Kindergarten Recal |
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| 1193 |
| Sooooo, many spelling mistakes. Well, you see, I can't see too good, and it dont matter anyway. None of this matters. |
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| 1194 |
| I'm just a little man trying to do big ... BUTTERFLY! Ooooooo! |
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| 1195 |
| I gots me some of that mental disorder, Multiple Personalities, and most of them have ADD. |
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| 1197 |
| Does this crater make me look fat? |
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| 1198 |
| Ah the Alien fur trade, just about the only way to meke an honest living anymore. |
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| 1199 |
| Soprites selling lots of barnds of everything in - Cans, Cams |
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| 1200 |
| Shoprites selling lots of brands of everything in - Cans, Cans |
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| 1201 |
| We go make fuckyhole now? |
| http://www.fonxnews.com |
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| 1202 |
| Pancreatic juices make the medicine go down! |
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| 1203 |
| I can see my prostate from here! |
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| 1204 |
| I STAPLED THUMBS TO MY CAT! THAT MAKES ME A BIGGER GENIUS THAN NASA! |
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| 1205 |
| CASHEWS! FEED ME CASHEWS! MUST... HAVE...MORE... CASHEWS!!!! |
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| 1206 |
| Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged |
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| 1207 |
| Bandito 2, the legend of Curly's gold. |
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| 1208 |
| Ah the Alien fur trade, just about the only way to make an honest living anymore. |
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| 1210 |
| They used to tell us, 'Feed your brain' but try to do it and they put you away for life. |
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| 1211 |
| John Wayne's real name was Marion |
| http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000078/bio |
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| 1212 |
| I swear to god I'm fucking shrinking or something... |
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| 1213 |
| Give me beef or shut up about it... |
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| 1214 |
| This is kind of like a Blog and a Comic Strip had a baby or something. |
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| 1215 |
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| 1216 |
| Let's get pizza or something. |
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| 1217 |
| Let me just say that you sicken me |
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| 1219 |
| When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, es que bueno... |
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| 1220 |
| when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, es mas bueno... |
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| 1221 |
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| 1222 |
| This website was made in Maya... |
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| 1223 |
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| 1224 |
| Holy crap, I was born right around here, ... on the moon. |
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| 1225 |
| That cat is from space. Space cat! |
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| 1226 |
| What the hell was in that bottle? |
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| 1227 |
| What the hell was in that pipe? |
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